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Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.
"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."
by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008
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anoning

troy: I was totally anoning today!
gabriella: lol awesome
by sspookyghostt October 31, 2013
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black-anointed

The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker:
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009
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antiinterUrbDicdiscriminationarism

an UrbDic movement for the opposition of racism in the UrbDic community.

anti-inter-UrbDic-discrimination-arism

probably the longest word
me: what religion do u belive?

you: we all belive in antiinterUrbDicdiscriminationarism
by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020
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Anolin

She is probably Instagram stalking your profile
right now. She will find information on your pet
fish and your father’s mistress. Overall, she has
good intentions and will make sure you're the
right person for her.
There’s Anolin on Instagram again.
by DansbyS November 23, 2021
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anouing

Only mad people say this
For example when you lose in an argument, or if your relative/friend is annoying, this is the worst word to use, any usage of this word will immediately embarrass you in every way possible.
"YOU'RE SO ANOUING"
by Vobo April 20, 2022
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