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walking like an angler 

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler
Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.

amazon river angler 

the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

wang angler 

a person who is interested in the male sex organ, either being a gay or a woman. Some people are recreational wang anglers, while others are professionals. Professional wang anglers are characterized by loose vaginas/anuses, STD's, and the need to be smacked around by a Pimp. Recreational wang anglers usually hang out at bars and have lower back tattoos. Male wang anglers are characterized by designer clothes, a feminine voice, and a raging passion for cowboys' butts.
Get off your wang angling ass and make some money.

That dude at the gym is such a wang angler.
wang angler by JSypder January 1, 2009

anal angler 

The act of going to extreme measures while searching for anal sex.
"I'm an angry Asian anal angler." Shouted Dylan in public.
anal angler by pOoPfLy January 20, 2009

ass angler 

another slang for a faggot, queer, etc
Every time I go to Midtown, theres a bunch of ass anglers running the streets.
ass angler by cravedog December 20, 2006

Swamp-angler

A swamp-angler is a caucaisan male who typically dates african-american women exclusively; or the reciprocal of a mud-shark.
When Bill's at the club with a bit of Hennesy in his system, he can be quite the swamp-angler.
Swamp-angler by ogMG October 7, 2010