Andres

A spicy, hot, delicious man. A very unique guy, he will always makes a girl laugh her heart out and fall in love instantly. He has an amazing smile and braces. The most important thing is that if the world were without Andres, it would be as if the world were without the sun.

From where Andres is sitting, it could be the centre of the Universe!

by Dan Sing April 7, 2015

Andrés

A strong and handsome warrior that would give up anything for love.Also very intelligent, responsable and a lady's man.

Andrés is a lady's man.

by 😍🤑😎 November 28, 2016

Andres

The swaggiest man in the universe. If you mess with him his swagger will penetrate you from behind like a silly goose. If he says your cool you should pray to your lord and savior cathulu and thank your mom for creating you.

Andres is always in ur mom... even though you don't know it

by Swagman 420 December 15, 2016

Andres Siexas

An old pedophile who tries to hang out with teenagers and talks shit to try and fit in with the crowd.

A loser with a big ass forehead.

A type of midget.

I'm going to be an andres siexas today and try to have sex with younger girls.

Damn! He has a big ass forehead! He must be an andres siexas.

by enjoying life.xo December 27, 2013

Andres

A person who has a lot of charm and can get the freaks in the sheets. A Andres can make a chick have a eye-rolling orgasms with hardly any effort. Dick size is usually 9-12 inches. Andres can last a lot of time in sex and his pull-out game is really fucking good.

Andres gave me some good hard dick and I loved it.
Andres gave me a orgasm with his finger.
Andres makes me wett.

by xelcabrondelosangelesx May 10, 2018

Andres Iniesta

A Spanish footballer who hails from the municipality of Fuentealbilla. Known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. Iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely shit on the face of your football team.

'Did you see the Champions League final? Andres Iniesta was fucking biblical.'

by G.Campbell November 14, 2009

andresha

Andresha is a thick bad ass ..she get what she wants and will do anything it takes to get it she is also a sweetheart and plays innocent but she is a FREAK!

"Look at Andresha looking like a snack "

by 500_Clipz June 18, 2018