....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

and then you found twenty dollars?

Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.

Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?

by CobraKaiNeverDies February 13, 2007

and then some

A slang expression used to humorously imply that the preceding statement was an understatement. If speaking, the word "then" is usually stressed.

"You're a real bastard, ya know that, Joe?"
"And then some." - from the film 'The Last Boy Scout' (1991)

by Bill M. July 27, 2004

and then a skeleton popped out

Used at the end of a story to spice it up, make it interesting, or to just keep someone's attention.

It took so long walking home from school, my feet were killing me. When I got home I threw my shoes into my closet, and then a skeleton popped out.

by LeJesseRawrs May 18, 2010

and then I kicked a hobo

A more lively phrase to be used to ridicule one's self at the end of a poorly told story, instead of "and then I found 20 dollars"

Person 1: "So I was walking down the street and saw Sarah's dog being walked by someone else, and I couldn't figure it out for the life of me"

Person 2: "..."

Person 1: "And then I kicked a hobo...and took his 20 dollars"

by Britzke September 20, 2006

And then everyone died...

A quick way to end a story that your audience has found uninteresting.

Bob: So i was walking through the mall and.....
Joe: Jesus is this story ever gonna end??
Bob: ....so then i saw Steve, and then everyone died... The end.

by jspencegah47 December 24, 2010

and then I found ten dollars!

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness

...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!

by stevie September 19, 2003