ur ancestors incestors

"ur ancestors incestors" is a forgotten insult burried deep in time. It was first used in the 1900s when a young lad was searching for a comeback from the dreaded "ur granny tranny". This insult is so dangerous that the government had to hide this insult. It breaks through the fabric of time and space itself, but as F.B.I. agents were shocked at Donald J. Trump's loli porn collection they were careless and had accidentally exposed the insult in the form of a meme.

Josh: Jay, ur granny tranny.
Jay: Pathetic. ur ancestors incestors
*Jay made Josh cease to exist, the fabric of reality broke down, even if only for a moment.*

by thisistotallynotrev April 13, 2018

accessorary

Accessory;

Used in mumble rap to rhyme with 'necessary';

Things that my ass are not

See also: Accessory

"Get on this ride, baby, you gon' have to buckle up
Thick thighs save lives, call me little buttercup

All means necessary
My ass is not an accessorary"
-William Faulkner

by #Lizzo4Life August 1, 2019

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

ur ancestors incestors

This is the by far WORST insult that can ever be used. Nothing will ever be able to top this insult, as soon as it is said life as we know it will cease to exist.

Johnny- "ur mom gay"
Fred-"ur dad lesbian"
Johnny-"ur sister a mister"
Fred"ur bro homo"
Johnny-"ur granny tranny"
Fred-"That;s it, ur ancestors incestors"

The universe implodes as everything that exist is destroyed. All you can hear is the screams of every single person being tortured in hell as everything comes to an end with one final explosion.

by SomeBigDickNigga April 12, 2018

Ancestoring

The act of researching your family tree. Actively tracking down and documenting your ancestors. Using any and all available resources to track down your genealogy.

I found out I'm the descendent of an English Lord by ancestoring.

I got hooked when I started watching "Who Do You Think You Are."

by Ancestor Ing December 21, 2012

Your ancestor a pancestor

Worse than your mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny a tranny and your grandpap a trap combined

“Your mom gay”
“No u”

“Your dad lesbian”
“Your granny a tranny”
“Your grandpap a trap!”
“WELL YOUR ANCESTOR A PANCESTOR!”
Entire family line is erased from existence

by Contractcloser April 6, 2018