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Amazonian Sounding

Amazonian Sounding involves the act of collecting river water from the Amazon, pouring 5-6oz of said river water in a condom, placing the condom on your phallus, and urinating in the condom.
Last time I did Amazonian Sounding was with my dad during summer vacation and then we went water boarding in Guantanamo Bay.
by Jacob Nater December 2, 2021
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amazolic

People who shop on Amazon a lot
hey man, where you get those kicks from?

wait, let me guess . Amazon - ha

Man, you are Amazon Shopaholic - Amazolic
by rickyzee85 September 23, 2012
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amazonalypse

Term refers to the apocalyptic feeling that Amazon is on the verge of world domination.
Fewer and fewer 'cottage industry' types of business will be able to survive Amazonalypse.
by TheExpatreneur May 2, 2018
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Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006
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amazonic creature

a creature located in the middle of the amazon rain forest. amazonic creatures enjoy eating starbursts and listening to the spice girls, preferably while eating sandwiches. Amazonic Creatures usually are found in the forms of ninjas. There has been one amazonic creature spotted roaming the wild, in the form of a teenage girl with black curly hair named maria.
The amazonic creature became bored, and decided to take the form of both a ninja and maria. It has only happened once, but scientists believe that with enough hope and imagination, it can easily happen again
by marminarrr February 12, 2008
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Amazodaciouawesomelar

when something is the best it can ever be..... EVER
When I saw Ben Palmer for the first time in a year is was amazodaciouawesomelar!

Velociraptors are amazodaciouawesomelar at killing stuff.
by Calzie April 20, 2010
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Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009
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