Altoona

A town in Pennsylvania that people from out of town call quaint and people from the area know it as hell. If you take the bad part of a small city like Pittsburgh that is roughly the size and appeal of Altoona. Yes, the best definition for Altoona is, other than the metropolis of Blair County, a town with the largest drug problem per capita of any city in Pennsylvania, and the highest depression rate. Though, Johnstown was deemed the most depressing city, it was only because the people in Altoona were far too depressed to get out of bed and vote. Furthermore, Altoona is the only place on Earth where drive-by shootings are so pathetic a person can fire fifty bullets into a car and cause no damage to the driver.

I thought about going to Altoona but decided casturation seemed more appealing.

by Leeward December 10, 2007

Antwone

Protector of the universe. Perfect, Flawless... usually made of titanium.

VOICE 1: Who was that guy who saved 100 people from that burning apartment complex?

VOICE 2: Antwone.

by Charles McGregory January 6, 2012

Antwone

Antwone is a fines ass fucking goddess who bad like really bad always gets himself in trouble and at the same time he has a soft spot that only few get to see plus he's sweet but only when he's comfortable showing it

girl:who's that fine boy who just flip the principal off
other girl:thats Antwone stupid

by sweetjucie November 8, 2018

alton towers

home to nemesis, oblivion, air, ripsaw, corkscrew, rita, spinball, enterprise...etc

best theme park in the UK

by emily laura June 27, 2005

altron

noun. A alter ego a drunk friend has when he is completly smashed.

oh no altron is here.

by altronfriend August 18, 2009

Alton

Alton \a-lton, al-ton\ as a boy's name is pronounced ALL-tun. Jamaican origin. Boys with this name tend to be quite hansdome and endearing. They are strong willed and kind at heart. They tend not to pre-judge because they, themselves, are not insecure. Easy to fall in luv/love with. Therefore, they name may be used to describe someone with these traits.

"Wow, he is so sweet."

"Yeah, he's a total Alton"

"Uh huuuuuuh! That's for sure"

by bucksluvr December 29, 2011

Altoona

a. A small town in West Central Pennsylvania

b. The birthplace of civilization (at which time, it just stopped growing, and remained completely primal as the inhabitants continued to abuse pain medication and drive pick-up trucks to Wal-Mart.)

"Hey, yins! Wanna go walk around Wal-Mart?!"

by The Artist Formerly Known as Elyse September 16, 2005