A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
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A annoying nerd who constintly plays video games. Yet some how is found attractive by at least one female
Alphonza was at home playing video games
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“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”
“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
— Michael Chan, 2025
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”
“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
— Michael Chan, 2025
by Alphonia May 21, 2025
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“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”
“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
— Michael Chan, 2025
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”
“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
— Michael Chan, 2025
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