Alpine Screamer

While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm

Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night

by Alpine Screamer March 13, 2011

Alphaneta

1. verb. To Have extreme hatred for a Hebrew Language class

1. I alphaneta so much I want to burn my teacher.

by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.

A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.

by jski13 January 13, 2012

alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.

That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.

by Gambeaners November 24, 2013

Alphie

Derogatory term for anyone from generation alpha.

"You Alphies were raised by your moms' ipads"

by Opdong July 18, 2022

Alphina

An Alphina is very kind and beautiful. They are caring for all and is always there for you. Alphina’s have such strong and powerful voices that will inspire you. When you need a helping hand Alphina is there always. They will never let you be alone. When Alphina is gets annoyed, there comes war, so don’t mess with an Alphina. Alphina will always protect friends, family and close people to them.

Alphina’s have a golden heart and a beauty incomparable.

Did you know that I wish to have have an Alphina by my side?

by Yrrebelahj79396 May 26, 2019

alphaness

Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs

Oh ryan has so much alphaness

by Lahnxx October 9, 2019