the almost

A band formed from UnderOATH's Aaron Gillespie.

The Almost's album Southern Weather is out in stores now!

by attractive today July 31, 2007

almond yak

A delicious alcoholic beverage usually served in Yurt dive-bars.

I see Chris has brought us something besides COVID to try from his last trip to Wuhan. It is a drink derived from the elusive Almond Yak!

by I’rom Man December 11, 2020

Almost

A word that doesn’t count except for with grenades.

You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.

They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t.

They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.

They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.

by Americairo June 3, 2019

Almond fog

It’s a low lying fart cloud, often lingers for extended periods of time in one spot

Look out, almond fog, aisle 5!

by Carma75 June 18, 2018

Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.

Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.

by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

almond yak

A drink only known to Yurt bar patrons and travel medicine doctors expressed from the almond bits of a yak.

"That Almond Yak had quite a kick", said the bar patron, after finding himself on the ground behind an angry Mongolian yak.

by I’rom Man December 11, 2020

almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)

"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."

by Eric Carter April 1, 2008