allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019

Ellensexual

The type of sexuality when you’re attracted to Ellen, but not any other woman

Freind:“Gurl you’re attracted to Ellen, so you’re lesbian?”
Me:nah I just love Ellen degeneres, I’m Ellensexual.

by the maximus the great June 16, 2018

Alieosexual

adjective
1. (of a person) sexually attracted to aliens (Extraterrestrial beings).

noun
1. a person who is sexually attracted to aliens

Jerry stormed Area 51 and after getting a look at them green things, he realized that he had to leave his wife because he was truly an alieosexual.

Alieosexuals are outraged at being categorized as xenosexual. Xenosexuality has to do with innerplanetary aliens (ie an American wanting a German), while alieosexuality is the exclusive attraction between two (or more) beings from different planets.

by Hartbeast64 August 1, 2019

allsexual

when you act really gay and do some gay things but you're actually straight. it can also be if you are straight but you do some lesbian stuff or act lesbian.

i'm not gay dude..im allsexual. ;)

by allsexual.creator123 July 28, 2017

Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.

Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.

by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020

Alesexual

An alesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Hey, what’s your sexuality?

Person 2: Oh I’m alesexual , that means I’m attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Kind of weird, but I can respect that

by Sensitive Bastard February 11, 2020

ailesexual

a specific word for people who are sexually attracted to aliens, aliens make them feel whole deep inside their heart, accept it

"bro did you see that alien on the history channel last night?"
"yes mannn, it was so sexy"

ailesexual: a sexual attraction to aliens

by Doki dokiliteratureclub November 3, 2020