Monday's Alibi

A rad band from SD, CA!
Band members include: Bernie, Gabe, Rubin, Robert.

Dude, the Monday's Alibi show was fuckin awesome!

by Monday's Alibi fan December 9, 2008

Alibi Firer

US Army term for someone who has not completed a task or object but indeed has a legitimate reason for not paricipating.

Do I have an alibi firers?

Hey Sergeant, Pvt. Smith still needs to go to that transportation class. He's an alibi firer.

by Jacklemen Hearse August 18, 2008

Alibi Industries

A great clothing company.

Alibi Industries is awesome! Go buy a shirt at www.myspace.com/alibiindustries or alibiindustries.com

by Shawn Underwood November 27, 2007

Alibi Fake

An Alibi fake is when someone takes Alibi's Prisma Gadget in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, puts it down and stands on it. It's purpose is to make someone think it is a Alibi Hologram from her gadget, when in reality, it is actually the player.

"Theres an Alibi Fake on top of stairs"

by Mr_Lagit August 2, 2023

Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023

alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 8, 2014