Alexus

A small chinese boy who likes to impress women with his guitar skillz. He prefers the white women over the chinese, but isn't too picky. A really erotic dancer who is never afraid to grind on whoever is nearby(even men). Probably the biggest Regina Spektor fan you will ever meet.

Person 1: Hey guys want to hear this new song I learned on my guitar? It's my favorite Regina Spektor song ever!

Person 2: Dude, you are such an Alexus.

by asmallchineseboy4u February 05, 2010

Alexus

An Alexus is a type of arthropod constituting the infraclass Cirripedia in the subphylum Crustacea, and is hence related to crabs and lobsters. Alexus's are exclusively marine, and tend to live in shallow and tidal waters, typically in erosive settings. They are sessile (nonmotile) suspension feeders, and have two nektonic (active swimming) larval stages. Around 1,220 Alexus species are currently known.1 The name "Cirripedia" is Latin, meaning "curl-footed".

Alexus is a clingy ass barnacle.

by dmanlee93 September 18, 2016

Alexus

@DS

Look right there it's @DS aka alexus

by Chodeyslutz December 20, 2016

Alexus

Short, blonde and sexual. She’s really nice to everyone who’s nice to her, and can be a bitch when she wants to. She usually likes boys who’s first names start with the letter J. She’s got really nice tits AND ass, she’s all you ever want in a girl. Usually has blue eyes, and blonde hair. She’s usually 4’11, and likes to eat a lot. She has average smarts, but she has her dumb blonde moments.

Guy 1: “Dude I met the best girl last night, and she gave me the best head!”
Guy 2: “No way dude. Must’ve been an alexus”

by carwash7576 January 05, 2020

Alexus

Alexus could be someone very nice but can sometimes be a pain in the ass and is very whack .

That party was so Alexus (whack)

by $JR$ September 22, 2021

Alexus

A warming backstabbing bitch that is fake and always will be fake she lies to you and Manipulate you so you are her friend the only reason why she does this is because she’s alone Because all she does is lie and talk bad about her friends

Beth: hey Alexus can we be friends
Alexus: sure
The next day
Alexus: omg Bailey Beth is so ugly and she looks like a 5 thousand pound hippo

by Jjunderfire May 25, 2019

Alexus

She looks like a pig, and smells like one too. That is about it.

you see that girl Alexus? Yea, she ugly and stinks.

by bgbgfbrt February 15, 2019