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alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.
The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
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Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole
Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.
by Lionchick January 17, 2009
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Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.
by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010
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alcoHo

1) Someone who will do anything for some booze...
2) Someone who, intoxicated, will do anything, anyway!
3) A bit of both!!!
Jen: Hey! Did you see Stef last night?
Juan Miguel: Yeah... the more she was drinking, the crazier she became!
Jen: I know!!! She is such an alcoHo!!!
*** smile and cheers ***
by JenanStef November 15, 2007
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An alcohol

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.
He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.
by your real name   October 19, 2010
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alchowhore

A female prone to outrageously embarrasing displays of affection whilst under the influence of alcohol. The actions displayed would normally be considered as RAPE if the individual was a guy.
Michael:"Guys, guys..... what the fuck is Harriet doing?"

Patrick:"Oh no....not again....this time its NOT me."

Oscar: "Harriet get the hell off Tristan, and put your molehills away, hes NOT impressed."

Michael,Patrick,Oscar: "Harriet you alchowhore, control your desperation."
by Friedrodent April 5, 2008
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Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit
Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911
by GayCloud June 24, 2018
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