alcoholic

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

by TnPat March 8, 2004

Alcoholic

someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look

Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.

Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.

Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?

by Bitchwhipped the cartel December 9, 2021

alcoholism

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.

It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism

by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.

I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.

by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006

Alcoholic

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

by Hebb December 21, 2009

alcoholify

To incorporate alcohol into something non-alcoholic.

I'm going to alcoholify my Dr. Pepper.

by Vlad2cu March 14, 2006

Alcoholified

When a substance becomes infused with a higher alcoholic content than originally intended at point of aquisition

Damn Tobias! Those jelly babies have been totally alcoholified by that Babysham fruit punch!

by GordonThePartyGoat August 9, 2015