Al Qaeda

The terrorist group that got its former leader's, Osama bin Laden's, ass killed. Now it still attempts to kill and terrorize anyone who it can find, and is still a legitimate threat. The US Military, along with any other military that wants to join in, must stop Al Qaeda by any means possible, even the absolute killing of all of them.

Kill Al Qaeda!

by vandygoddess August 26, 2012

Al Qaeda Roaches

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.

Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019

Al Qaeda eyes

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.

Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.

by vizkiz May 11, 2014

Al Qaeda boogyman

A mythical, scary creature that the GOP will drag out and scare the public with every election year from now on. Very much a real threat, but hyped to rediculousness by fear mongering polititions whose only real fear is that you'll realise they're full of shit and vote for the other guy.

The Al Qaeda boogyman will kill all of us if you don't elect a courageous retardlican to protect us from now on.

by chefspot May 25, 2006

Al Qaeda Pillowcase

The act of terrorizing your sexual partner by farting in a pillowcase and covering their head with it during sex. If done correctly the subject will dry heave, causing them to convulse.

I gave that bitch an "Al Qaeda Pillowcase"

by Just Twan April 26, 2011

Al Qaeda Knife

a box cutter or other encased razor blade used to hijack all the planes on September 11.

I need the Al Qaeda Knife to open this package.

by megenb April 18, 2009

al-Qaeda blanket

n. The blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. Named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.

I feel kind of weird giving my analysis of the State of the Union address with my closet in the background, so I'm gonna set up an al-Qaeda blanket, and I'll look like I'm in that super-professional anti-space where all the car commercials happen.

by GenerationFail April 5, 2011