Akward Cthulhu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."

by Chaz Mickaels April 3, 2009

akward turtles

1. Used when a sitation is akward or uncomfortable.

2.Used to break the ice

a hand gesture made by putting one hand over the other and moving thumbs in a motion... There for called the akward turtles

by Dragon and kitty Boiz October 16, 2008

Akward Much

The two words you say straight after you've told a person you have a crush on them.

Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Akward Much"

or

Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Akward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"

by RaYRaYRaYRaYRaY February 17, 2008

akward moment..

...*crickets*...
I don't know,.. I'm sorry...

it's 4:21AM, and I'm hungry and alone.. :c

.....talk to me D'=! ...
TALK TO MEE D'x ...
*bangs on computer screen*, PLEASE TALK TO ME, D''=
At least throw me something eatable.. DX<

*sneeze* >_>, WWowwoww... "WHATCHA CALL MEH?! D:<?!!?!" ..*akward moment..*

by Nymph_69 December 21, 2010

kc akward

A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this

I hve a kc akward problem T.T

by Poor shy soul April 3, 2017

Socially Akward Person

A usually socially awkwardly person excessive internet use and isolation from other human beings. Can be perverted and rarely has friends and if he does they are not loyal towards him they originally think he’s good guy but discover his true perverted socially akward personality. Usually likes the opposite of what the crowd likes and not many people like him. Excessively talks about stuff no one cares about. PLEASE DONT BE A SOCIALLY AKWARD HUMAN!

Socially Akward Child: Oh my god! GPUs have gone up because of bitcoin miners!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP (SOCIALLY AKWARD PERSONS NAME) NO ONE CARES!!!

by Jerry H. Collins 156 February 15, 2018

social akward haruto

He has more than 1k hoes and he uses dem hoes to get pats his big sister Missaisa always wants to do seggs with him but big man haruto always tells her to not and then he just hugs her

Social akward haruto is such a funny guy
Social akward haruto is so seggsy
I want to kiss social akward haruto

by Definetlynotharuto May 15, 2021