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akward turtle

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)
so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?
by chyll July 20, 2007
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akajhvjnglksbndgab

the IM-speak equivalent to jizzing in your pants

note: can also be expressed and understood if many random letters are typed very fast (basically, doesn't have to be the exact letter order as above)
Dramaqueen87: hey! whats up?
Bballboy23: akajhvjnglksbndgab
Dramaqueen87: ?
Bballboy23: sorry, i just jizzed in my pants
by danaanad January 19, 2009
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Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"
Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent
by notamorningperson June 25, 2009
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akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.
My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.
by Theboss88 May 2, 2016
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awajimimin

Awajimimin is from Andoni LGA in Rivers State. It means God is great.
This person is always brave and courageous. Never give up in difficult situations rather wax up stronger than ever.
Awajimimin God is great
by Mimy_George February 4, 2020
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kc akward

A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this
I hve a kc akward problem T.T
by Poor shy soul April 3, 2017
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Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009
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