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Aiken High

A school in Aiken South Carolina. Aiken High was previously famous for it's roaches the size of rats, and it's rats the size of dogs. However, thanks to our district superintendent, we received a new campus with state of the art facilities. But we didn't get any learning materials (we actually got rid of textbooks) and now our already insanely low TOTAL I.Q. of 6 has now dropped to 5. The people in Aiken high remain as awful as ever, like come the fuck on guys, being either a pot-head, completely self- absorbed, or totally socially inept. The teachers are alright mostly. Also this school never ceases to give each student, teacher, and staff member a headache or depression. Are sports range from ok to just the worst, our football team is one of the worst in the state, volleyball is good, tennis is decent, swimming pretty good, cross country is all preps but just ok, golf is not a sport, and basketball is good.
"I am proud to attend Aiken High"
"Ha! says no one ever"
by _white_guy4 May 10, 2019
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Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.
"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.
by Joe December 26, 2005
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Aiken gang bang

When three or more people engage in suggestive acts with a willing partner in Aiken SC
Who wants to Aiken Gang Bang? I'll be the middle.
by _white_guy4 December 5, 2017
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clay aiken

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by bonitas October 21, 2008
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clay aiken

When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
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gay aiken

Stimulating a man's anus with your spiky hair
Trish was devastated when she saw her fiancee giving the plumber a gay aiken. He wasn't the one who was supposed to be working on the pipes.
by Karla Frobe October 4, 2005
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