ahoy hoy

In the beginning days of the telephone 'Ahoy hoy' was the standard greeting when one answered the phone. It was later replaced by 'hello' and then 'who dis?'. Mr Burns revived this old greeting in the Simpsons.

~ring~
Ahoy hoy.

It is that simple, you should try it some time.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Shits Ahoy

Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?

" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."

by Broth3r John June 22, 2016

Boke-Ahontus

Boke is commonly used in Northern Ireland slang to replace the verb "vomit", which can be the result to feeling physically or mentally ill. More times than others it is not physically seen.
Ahontus is derived from the Virginia Indian chief's daughter Pocahontas, a delightful young woman who was especially intune with Mother Nature, animals and Willow Trees.

Therefore a "boke-ahontus" implies a person who can not control their mother nature calling to want to vomit A LOT.

Sorry, I can't meet up for coffee, the amount of work I have to do makes me feel like boke-ahontus

Last night I was boke-ahontus

by Jane-Yes December 8, 2010

AHOYA

AHOYA is an acronym standing for Asshole Of The Year Award. Used frequently to describe those people who get the best jobs, promotion, bonuses not because they're good at their job, but because they lick the boss' boots and brown-nose anyone in authority. They are usually below average to poor performers but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.

Malcolm's got an end of year bonus despite failing to make any of his targets!
Yeah it's his AHOYA

by Croatalin January 10, 2014

ahoy

used by vtuber houshou marine to greet her fellow kaizoku dan pirates

houshou marine: ahoy
!kaizokou dan pirate: ahoy

by kaizoku dan piarte November 23, 2020

Niggers Ahoy

When you are boating & see two are more Niggers on a boat/ship it is custom to yell Nigger Ahoy.

Hey Emil look at those Niggers in that Boat.

Well Clay you know what that means don't you?

Why Yes Yes I do Emil

Both Shout Niggers Ahoy

by ProSnoopy March 6, 2011

ahoy

1. A cry used to attract ships.
2. A piratical greeting, also used when entering a chatroom.

Ahoy there, SS Bountiful, give us your co-ordinates!

Ahoy maties, battern down the hatches.

Yo ho ahoy, peeps.

by Pirate Will May 28, 2005