Ashutoshinity

Ashutoshinity is the world's first AI-powered RaaS (Religion as a Service). Based on the belief that today, all other religions have become too Luddite to see into the future, Ashutoshinity is the way to the future. Here, you get to experience fast-paced startup-like religious beliefs than believing those old practices that everybody follows because there are no alternatives. Not anymore. Join Ashutoshinity today for just 2499 bucks and get access to all of its benefits and religious best practices. Didn't liked it? You can get your old religion back for free if you opt-out within the first week. No questions asked.

Need more help? Refer to the documentation of Ashutoshinity, also known as RaaSLeela, which takes flight into the birmdly life of the great Ashutosh.

OMG!!!! I just converted to Ashutoshinity last week and now I have a bigger dick, 22M Bitcoin in my wallet and hot girls in my bedroom. Can't believe I'm living this life already. I heard they are announcing it as the official religion of Mars. How cool would that be!!!!

by o'penyor t March 27, 2021

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Ashutosh

Ashutosh is Batman.

Ashutosh has 4 robins.

by Ahehen November 22, 2021

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Aghata

Aghata's are the golden retrievers of people. When they first meet someone, they may be kind of shy at first, but once they get to know you, they won't ever want to leave you. Aghata is smart, chaotic, social (until they get tired of people), beautiful, and an amazing friend to have. You can trust Aghata to keep secrets and to care about your problems and interests. Aghata will comfort you when you are sad by telling jokes.

"Having an Aghata is something you will never regret." - Anonymous 2019

by Melia99 November 21, 2021

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Agutu

A very beautiful, kind, sexy and caring person

Person 1: Wow is that Agutu
Person 2: She is sexy
Person 3: Damn

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Ashutosh!

Ashutosh is a unique name of a very unique guy. Ashutosh helps everyone and will be always there for you in times of need. He can make the life of his loved ones really beautiful.Ashutosh is cute and caring. Ashutosh has a good heart and will always be there for you. Once you know Ashutosh there is no turning back you will wholeheartedly love him and his company. Ashutosh knows what to do and when to do it. They are hidden gems that they too don't know about. Ashutosh can get angry a lot for a long time but will consider it as one minute. Ashutosh is handsome and cute. If you have an Ashutosh in your life let him know how special he is and how rare this kind is to find.

Hey,I love you Ashutosh!

Ashutosh is gonna marry varsha!
Ashutosh the cutest !

by VAB_2092021 November 24, 2021

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