Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020

discontent aggregator

A discontent aggregator is a website or other publication composed primarily of articles seeking to expose, shame, and/or shower with contempt any person, organization, or pop-culture belief or artifact that offends the aggregator's particular ideology. Discontent aggregators are like content aggregators in that they produce articles about nearly everything in publication, but differ in that their articles primarily focus on criticizing every topic for violating the aggregator's beliefs.

Both the Men's Rights website, ReturnofKings, and the Women's Rights website, Jezebel.com, would be examples of discontent aggregators.

by Deome May 31, 2015

Aryan Aggravates a Wall

A fat pedophile that goes around molesting little kids. He is morbidly obese and is often seen raping children while eating their lunches. It is unknown of what Aryan's weight is, but is it said to be over 9000...lbs. He is also seen trying his best to pick up a mate to eat also, and seeks the attention of a certain feminazi, and chinese communist.

Feminazi: Oh Aryan Aggravates a Wall, I just love your dinners
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: Well, I do have another dish in mind
Feminazi: What is it?
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: My Baguette

by Andy Xu November 27, 2018

Aggravated Shrubbery

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.

Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.

by Al Coon July 21, 2010

Aggravated Cattery

Aggravated battery by a cat or a kitten

Yesterday I tried to rescue a kitten from a tree, but it attacked me and scratched my arms. It was an aggravated cattery.

by CraZy291 July 15, 2011

Good Aggravation

Good aggravation is the similar state of the term aggravation, but the difference is that it's for good intent

Anna was talking to Sarah, but Sarah is sad and want to be left alone. Anna tries talking to Sarah, making her feel better. Even though, Sarah was aggravated, it was a good aggravation because it made her feel better knowing someone was there for her.

by Anonymous111111222223333344444 January 15, 2017

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010