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walking advertisement 

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.
walking advertisement by x3y October 18, 2019
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niglet advertisement

those little stupid fuckin advertisement things you get in the mail with your credit card bill that nobody wants.
yo man dont you hate those stupid niglet advertisement's. Yeah man there so fucking annoying, i just wanna see my bill not all that stupid fucking shit.
niglet advertisement by MYNAMEIST January 27, 2007

Ugly Advertisement Girl 

That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.
Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!

Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.

Advertisement 

An annoying piece of shit that seems to pop up on every internet related page you open
"God dammit, there are too many advertisements on this website."

Advertisement 

A popular company's way of wasting the little time we have on this Earth for their own financial benefit.
Person 1: "Dude! You can watch advertisements and get shit for free"
Person 2: "Its not free you cunt, you're paying with your soul"

Advertisement 

A way of showing a person group of a product or program in order to make money for said product or program.

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The "Buy a advertisement mug, shirt, neck gaiter for your Relative Name" is an Urban Dictionary advertisment.
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video will play after advertisement 

A fucking piece of shit 1 minute advertisement that you cannot skip and have to waste 1 minute of your life.
Person A watches YouTube.
*Click on video*
*le wild adv appears!*
Person A: I will just skip.
*Tries to skip but cannot.*

Original Skip Bar Reads: video will play after advertisement.

Person A looks at advertisement duration
1 min

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU