marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Drug Addict

A drug addict is a person who compulsively and conscienciously seeks and chooses the beneficial effects reportedly provided by the recreational use of one or more psychoactive substances (called the "desired effects", such as a sense of escape from reality and the individual's problems, mental stimulation, or even euphoria), despite being aware of the harmful effects and consequences said substance can cause to one's life and those of his loved ones.

"That guy from work keeps going to the bathroom all day long to snort blow. He's a full-fledged drug addict!"

by Francois VR July 8, 2019

Porn Addiction

You know dam well why you searched this up, just get some help. For the sake of your future.

"I heard that Michael had a porn addiction"

"Well that wont be easy to get out of"

by YankeeBrim March 26, 2021

Jane's Addiction

Band formed in L.A. in the 80s consisting of Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, Stephen Perkins, and Eric Avery. Perry's band before this was Psi Com. A great band that redefined the rock genre. Their biggest hits were Been Caught Stealing (which they won an award at the MTV VMAs) and Jane Says. Flea from RHCP played for them in one of their reunion albums, Kettle Whistle, and Chris Chaney was their new bassist on Strays. All members have done their own projects aside from Jane's Addiction which are all good. A band not to be overlooked in any way. The name comes from Perry Farrell's old roommate Jane Bainter who had a bad heroin addiction and it became the name of their band. Other influences include girlfriends Casey Niccoli and Xiola Bleu and, of course, many other things in Perry's life. A great band, the best I know.

I have an addiction to Jane's Addiction. Please don't send me to rehab. I love it. Jane Says...

by Enzo Ferrelli October 1, 2005

Addison

Addison is the type of girl who you meet once and never forget, even if she’s just some random girl in your middle school PE class. Some people do end up being her 4 lifer while others stay wishing they were. Talking to her will surely bring the greatest in you because of how interesting she is as a whole. Her smile gets passed on person to person like a domino effect the way she starts up other peoples lightbulbs giving them a sense of happiness. Addison is a really pretty girl and her personality is wonderful, even just to have her in your life you will be grateful she exists. Although she may just be a friend, a lover, a said to be sibling, a friend you message on google hangouts for hours, or even just the girl you sat next to in 6th grade PE class. Be grateful you have an Addison in your life, because starting up a google hangouts chat with her was possibly one of the best choices I did in my life.

Guy 1: BRO- that girl is so beautiful !!

Guy 2: Well obviously , thats Addison.

Guy 1: OMG and shes funny too

Guy 2: Yeah duh its Addison.

Guy 1: She’s literally perfection.

Guy 2: IKR I don’t know if I’d rather be her or be with her.

by aurora chxrli :)) December 23, 2021

Smile Addict

Being addicted to anything and everything having to do with smiley faces. The person is usually very happy and has a positive attitude. Someone who can't live without smiles in their life and makes it a mission to spread smiles to everyone they can! :)

Sara is such a smile addict- she always puts me in a good mood.

by SmileyAddict November 27, 2010

TikTok Addicts

THis community has recently expanded. You will often find them breaking there backs like ms Danielle Cohn or shouting BE GONE THOTS. They will also dedicate a whole day to Learning at Tik Tom dance only to do it everywhere they go without realising. There main goal in life is to be Tik Tok famous if you see one RUN before you become one of them

Names of tik Tok addicts : hope, sabella, EMILY, BETHEL, Samantha and our melanated king lil huddy

Be gone thots she shouted as she continued her TikTok Addicts ways

by Zaddddyyyy November 6, 2019