Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!
I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.
by andrew rules! July 14, 2006
Get the Guitar Acquisition Syndromemug. Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
Get the Ukulele Acquisition Syndromemug. Where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. In more extreme cases this may extend to sex but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.
Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.
Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.
There are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.
one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."
The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."
one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."
The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."
by hoolae April 13, 2010
Get the Erotic food-acquisitionmug. by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021
Get the Accidental Baby Acquisitionmug. the disease of desiring to acquire.
Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.
by snappy2 April 28, 2008
Get the acquisitionitismug. To spontaneously aquire. To absorb, to go unseen possibly stealing, to obtain through unknown means, to gain for no reason, manifestation, poof its there.
She uses the art of Spontaneous Acquisition to gather all of the things she needs or I dont steal I spontaneously acquire things and stuff
by Das Lunatik August 23, 2022
Get the Spontaneous Acquisitionmug. I helped her pack her house when she moved
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
by MarianneM August 24, 2016
Get the Acquisition disordermug.