Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.

Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

by Immodest May 17, 2022

Erotic food-acquisition

Where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. In more extreme cases this may extend to sex but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.

Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.

There are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.

one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."

The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."

by hoolae April 13, 2010

Domino acquisition

The increasingly popular tendency of white families to adopt black children.

Ted: Did you see Madonnas new Domino acquisition ?

Mary: That Banda boy from Malawi ?

Ted: Yes that one

by bigbadwolverine August 27, 2009

Acquisitionist

A person who acquires an item , product or services for another person.

Joe, the acquisitionist acquired a client for Tom the businessman.

by An Acquisitionist December 18, 2020

seismic acquisition

A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.

Sorry you lost your job cleaning bathrooms, you can always try getting a seismic acquisition job.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 18, 2018

Accidental Baby Acquisition

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag

"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"

by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021

acquisitional company

Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"

" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."

by Steve Shelton May 6, 2008