Acton, Massachusetts

Essentially the epitome of angsty teenage boredom, Acton, Massachusetts is a small suburban town an hour out of its state's capital city, Boston.
The town is vastly overpopulated, mostly by Asians who have moved into tiny townhouses that were erected in places that either used to hold forests or recreational buildings. Due to the constant demand for housing, more and more locations initially meant for entertainment are being destroyed to build complexes.
Their high school is largely filled with dumb jocks with vocabularies as broad as that of the average fourth grader's, and coked-out whores who are unnaturally thin and unnaturally blond.
The most common activities for these bored teenagers are smoking marijuana behind the bowladrome, getting drunk in public, complaining about how boring Acton is, throwing up the horrible low-quality Asian food at Harmony's restaurant, and having orgies.
Also, a good number of crazy people live here. A prime example is the demographic of girls who were obsessed with horses in middle school and now hook up with boys at random, go out of their way to hit on men who obviously don't want them, and make ridiculous youtube channels that make them look like schiziophrenic nutcases.
I would not suggest vacationing here.

1: Dude, where did you go on vacation?
2: Acton, Massachusetts.
1: What did you do there?
2: Nothing..

by acton native November 16, 2011

Acton California

A small hick town placed between Palmdale and SCV. It is inhabited by wannabe rednecks, cowgirls, bros, and bro hoes and almost everyone that lives here will stay here until they die. Only to then be buried in the local cemetery. There is absolutely nothing to do except ride horses or dirt bikes and attend pathetic parties where you will be able to see 13 year olds puking everywhere. The high school is one big trailer park (hence the name “trailer trash high”) with an illegal dome placed in the middle of the school that nobody can use. They can’t keep a principle for over a year and if they’re lucky, teachers tend to stay for an entire semester. The people who live here have to know every little detail about everyone else so they have something to gossip about in their daily pathetic lives. However, there are those select few that manage to escape by passing Vasquez rocks and realizing that Acton is a complete shithole. Then there are those who just can’t handle this town and commit suicide (which is a common reoccurrence here). If you want to survive, you must act as if you genuinely give a shit about the insignificant crap that goes on in this town and the people in it. Or pretend that you have a southern accent and state that you love Texas even though you have never even been there.

high school kid #1: "dude, i just got a job at the acton market."
high school kid #2: "thats sick dude, get money get paid."

acton resident: "welcome to acton california, whats your full name? where were you born? whats your social securty #? likes? dislikes? family tree? who do you know and what do you do? religious views? political views? i want to know everything about you because i care."

by andyourpointis June 22, 2011

Acetone

A highly flammable acid commonly used by people even though contact with eyes, skin and lungs/inhaling is very bad for you. A better solution to this when used on nails is to summon any dark evil and sacrifice your soul in exchange for instant, perfect removal of polish.

She/he/they used acetone to remove her/his/their nail polish.

by ACID FLAMINGO November 6, 2018

acetol

slang for the noun phrase "ass at all", referring to the backside.

no acetol= no ass at all.

That girl is so skinny. She has no acetol. Maybe is she drank some milk, she'd get one.

by shawn February 17, 2004

achton

Achton is a person who ressembles a Fuckboi alot, except being Achton is not necessarily a bad thing, you can be Achton, while maintaining SWAG and style.

Girl 1: Have you seen the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so hot, he is probably Achton tho.
Girl 1: You should tap that.

by Carsten6112 October 24, 2015

jordan acton potts

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around

your so strange you act like jordan acton potts

by jay hitler February 15, 2017

acton

a smallish town in Eastern Mass that shares a school with another small town called boxborough, which is even smaller. adjacent to acton is the town of concord. these towns have much in common. both share a school with a much smaller town (carlisle, boxborough). All four towns are quite wealthy on average. In acton, they like to make rude comments about how bad concord/carlisle high school is, in terms of spoiledness and sketchyness. What they don't realize is that they are pointing out faults that exist in their own school as well. They also like to shove their sports teams in our face. However, the only team they have that beats C-C regularly is their football team, and they are regularly embarrassed in a number of other sports.

"Did you see that acton kid who posted that description of C-C on urban dictionary?"

"Yeah, what an idiot. He must not have thought that one out. There are just as many luxury cars in AB's parking lot."

by anonymous August 20, 2005