accordion monkey 

A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.

Steve's an accordion monkey.

accordion monkey by Pedi August 19, 2004

accordingly 

As you should be treated by your actions!

You will get delt with accordingly!

accordingly by Jmccall November 15, 2017

Accordion Porn 

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

Accordion Porn by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016

Rusty Accordion 

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.

All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."

Rusty Accordion by goldengash August 25, 2022

Accordion 

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

Accordion by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Accordion Dick 

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

Accordion Dick by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009

Accordion God 

To posess godlike powers with regards the playing of the accordion (the opposite of accordion monkey

'Martin White is an Accordion God'

Accordion God by Ming the Merciless May 13, 2005