Accessory Man

A surfer that has every piece of surfer gear imaginable and uses it all at the same time, regardless of whether the circumstances call for it.

Look at that accessory man trying to catch the tube.

by Beneski August 26, 2007

Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

Texas Propane and Propane Accessories

The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.

Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.

by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020

Accessory whore

1.Usually a female who is completly obsessed with accessories such as purses, sunglasses, jewelery.etc.

Girl 1- Look at that girls cute sunglasses...
girl 2- ....cute purse.......
Girl 1- ....cute necklace....
Girl 2- ....cute earrings....
Girl 1- ....cute braclet.....
Girl 2- WHAT AN ACCESSORY WHORE!

by ..........fashionista.................. November 17, 2005

absession

The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)

mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!

by aboood January 22, 2010

Cambodian accessory

A term recently awarded "The Most Outrageous Word" by the American Dialectical Society, referring to Angelina Jolie's adopted Cambodian son. The term suggests a cynical motive for celebrities adopting children from third-world nations, being more to promote their public image than from any genuine motive of saving starving children.

Hey, have you checked out AJ's latest Cambodian accessory? Those celebs are getting social engineering down to a fine art!

by Mystikan January 10, 2007

Acception erection

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.

"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"

by Kbobopierre May 3, 2009