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Accessorified

A state of getting customised accessories from a renowned accessory designer.
My boo just got accessorified by christian louboutin.
by D'dee May 24, 2013
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accessory

A person who tags along with a group, even though no one really knows who they are or care if they're there. Usually doesn't say much and has nothing good to contribute to a conversation or a good time.
Dude, that guy's been hanging on us all evening. What an accessory!
by Cave Troll December 29, 2007
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Douche accessories

Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.

*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014
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accseshory

Any item which can be involved in the process of getting wonky.

#cool
#yoloswag
#drugsnbooze
#netflixnsafe
Yeah Mike has a cool bong, I’d say it his best accseshory .
by DJBigPenis101 December 21, 2018
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Accessories

When "Unmentionables" like bras, underwear and even socks are truly unmentionable but still worthy of discussion.

The perfect undergarments will accessorize the entire outfit, far more than bracelets, shoes, necklaces etc (traditional accessories).
Jadyn's outfit looks stunning, especially when she moves and you get a glimpse at what other accessories she's got on.

Devin's pants are too low, you can see the accessories, and I don't mean the hardware of chains, belt and bracelets.
by MuffyDev July 31, 2010
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Accessory Husband

A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.

Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.
Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.
by aerosoldoll August 6, 2022
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Social Accessory

It's when a straight female has a gay male friend.
Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.
by Oberservin' since '89 July 30, 2013
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