Abolution

What atheist scientists who don't believe in evolution actually believe in.

Combination of evolution and Abolish.

Hey dude we should abolish evolution...... would be great.
Lets help build abolution.

by editiorial editor November 4, 2009

Earthing Ablution

Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.

Earthing ablution feels good.

by Mr. VW Isaac November 29, 2021

abluticon

An animated icon used in chat conversations to convey the need to go to the toilet or that you are in fact midstream.

Asher sent a quick abluticon in the last line of his email to let his client know that once he'd taken a piss he'd be ready to square the designs up.

by Rubb October 1, 2010

Allutionate

To reference a famous document

I allutionated the bible

by drbball07 October 15, 2020

Oblutions

1) The name of the bathroom in an army barracks.

2) To wash one's body all over, shave, clean teeth and used the toilet in one sitting.

1) Section leader: " right then 1 section, you have 10 minutes to use the oblutions."

2) " Give me 20 minutes to have my oblutions and I'll be ready."

by Hteb1978 February 21, 2021

Abelations

The rules and random thoughts Abel makes

If I could date you I would just not now Abelations 17:22

by Wyma.queens April 12, 2022

Allusions

Some shitty game made by Klevinoroto

"Hey man what's that game with the shitty references?"
"Oh you mean Allusions!"
"Yeah, remember what klev said on april 23rd, 2019 at 12:26AM?"

by Thug Shaker September 16, 2022