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A.D. Dee Jay

Noun- A preemptive song changer. Usually accompanied with alcohol, or a short attention span.
Party Go-er # 1 - "Man I liked that last song, but I only heard the first 10 seconds. "

Party Go-er #2- "This A.D. Dee Jay is ruining my buzz, go take his I-Pod away."
by S-am May 29, 2007
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July 7, 7700 A.D.

The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.
Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*

Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️
by NYcityrat December 16, 2019
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Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.?

A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.
"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.
by pwvl September 15, 2010
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A.D.S.

A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.
Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.

Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.
by Mizz R.O.Y.(alty) March 7, 2010
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a.d.s.

Asian Dick Sindrom. aisians have small wangs. it is because of the a.d.s
there is no asian with a dick larger than 3 inches
by C wizz February 20, 2003
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A.D.S

Attention Deficit, SQUIRREL. A person who has such a bad case of ADD, that everytime they see a squirrel they have to announce it and look at it for a few seconds before they can finish their sentence.
Boy 1: Sorry man I have such bad A.D.S

Boy 2: Aw man so do, SQUIRREL, I
by What,huh June 22, 2011
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A.D

Person: hey alexa
Alexa: what?
Person: what's nine plus ten?
Alexa: 21
Person: wow you're a A.D
by Djdkxjd November 8, 2020
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