R.A.B.S.

Simply

R=Random
A=Ass
B=Boner
S=Syndrome

I got a huge R.A.B.S. right as soon as I stood up.

This R.A.B. is gonna make me look like a perv!

by E-Buck May 12, 2008

S.A.B.B.S.

Short Arms Big Belly Syndrome

If you've dropped something on the ground and can't reach it without having to get up off the chair and get to it, you've got S.A.B.B.S.

Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.

by Heidi Strand May 8, 2008

All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)

The inherit traits given to those who attend all boys schools, including a lack of social awareness, loudness, an far too much emphasis on #thebros, and loudness.

For the thousands of out there that have this, just know not to fight it. It's in you. it's who you are. Actually no, fight it. Please change.

And if you are sitting there saying "this doesn't exist," you probably have All Boys School Syndrome

Damn, Ed. Maurice just asked this girl to arm wrestle. He's got All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)

by IKE154 December 9, 2017

W.A.B.S

W: Weak
A: Ass
B: Broth
S: Syndrome

This is when you make instant ramen noodles with the recommended amount of water and yet the broth is a bit weak.

When i made some ramen noodles for lunch, it had a serious case of "W.A.B.S"

by SomeRandomFurry October 14, 2018

C.R.A.B.S.

an abbreviation of CRazy Ass Bitch Syndrome. a severe disorder in which men are involuntarily attracted to crazy ass bitches.

Danny: Dude, she tried to gouge your eyes out.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.

by Danz Ferdinand January 17, 2008

W.A.B.S.

Acronym: Whore, Ass, Bitch, Slut.

For any particularly disgusting individual.

Related to the infamous sreyaism.

She wears such tight clothes. She's such a WABS.

My sister is a WABS, don't listen to her.

by Shen June 28, 2004

A.B.B.S

a fucking amazing foursome of friends...very good friends;
(their inicials just happen to spell abbs)

-so i was gonna invite you tonight..BUT we decided to make it an A.B.B.S thing.
-so why cant i join abbs?!?!?!
-uh its not called a foursome for nothing, plus i dont think you could handle it.

by youdontneedtoknowmyname;] February 6, 2009