Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!
Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.
Son: You're welcome dad.
Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-
Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.
Son: You're welcome dad.
Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-
Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.
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Get the Don't be a Simon mug.A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"
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Get the go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script mug.A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others
Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.
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