"The fire's out, thank god the KY factory was so close by. Now let's get to work cleaning up all this Melania Trump."
by mo,o,o,o,o June 06, 2021
A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
by Astro blue .... bunnyhunny October 16, 2017
Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?
Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 06, 2020
by Balls Obama September 04, 2023
A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
by fags-in-the-shower January 09, 2006
Mexican female raised in the USA, skinny hard headed bombshell, in fact her head is as hard as a olmec head, hard to move, not even time will change it , she rarely looses her cool and when confronted she denies everything and pretends that everything is fine. She won't speak Spanish even when she says she loves her hispanic heritage. She almost lost her Virginity once with her mexican ex boyfriend but now, she is saving the rest for an all american soldier boyfriend because she dreams of having 10 half white babies and also hopes to change her immigration status.
Melania Karina's dad won't teach her how to drive because her boyfriend can take her anywhere she wants.
by TabascoSauce February 18, 2019