a level

A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.

Person 1: What the hell are A levels?
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)

by I'm Going To Fail All Of Mine May 27, 2008

on a level

Used as a qualifying statement before you bring up a controversial or hard to broach topic to a good friend, which may come across as blunt or harsh.

On a level mate, you're a legend but I really feel you need to stop cooking fish in the microwave as it stinks the flat out.

by Jjclang February 25, 2018

a-level

Used in high end escort talk for anal sex.

Services offered ... a-level, ...

by perveero January 13, 2005

A level Athletes

The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.

"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"

by pizza delivery January 6, 2019

A-Level

The alternative to IB for 16 year olds in the UK.

Meant to be getting easier, but seriously, fuck off

Old Fag: When I was a lad, I had to kill a man to get a job

A-level student: 'cos you were a retard. I dont care about you

by chris plox. October 12, 2008

A-Level

Euphemism for Anal Sex.

Used for example, when describing services offered by escorts.

See also CIF, CIM, COB, OWO, FK, 69.

by roberto123 September 5, 2005

On A Level

Means between me n u !
Meanin Secret
Meanin Dnt Tell N e 1 else i truss u !
Get Me !!

"Na na na on a level i jus want 2 tell her i dnt lyk her n e moe u get me"
"o seen, seen"

by ~*~Kandi~*~ May 3, 2005