by Ur.yumeko November 21, 2021
Get the Albert James moriartymug. A man who hates fun and has the smallest dick in the world and who sits around at his fake ass job and vapes all day
by The micro wizard July 9, 2025
Get the Stuart moriartymug. To do something nobody thought possible. To deliver the undeliverable target, to do something hitherto thought impossible
Verb - I Moriarty'd the shit out of that match
Noun - who are those cool good looking people over there
Oh that's just the Moriartys
Adjective - Dam that cake was Moriarty
Verb - I Moriarty'd the shit out of that match
Noun - who are those cool good looking people over there
Oh that's just the Moriartys
Adjective - Dam that cake was Moriarty
A Moriarty
Dave had a three way with Salma Hayek, Megan Markle and Scarlett Johansson last night
He's only managed a fucking Moriarty
Dave had a three way with Salma Hayek, Megan Markle and Scarlett Johansson last night
He's only managed a fucking Moriarty
by The Glovemonkey January 12, 2020
Get the A Moriartymug. Hym "Ok, unlike Megyn Kelly, I have journalistic integrity so I'd like to take the time to officially retract my statements about Erin Moriarty's plastic surgery! She did HAVE any plastic surgery! Looked like cheek and lip filler to me anyway! Still against plastic surgery. Still a bad photo. Megyn Kelly a lying whore. Umm... Me bad? I don't know but the crisis has been averted. Erin Moriarty is fine."
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
Get the Moriartymug.