Fuckin' A Johnny Pop

Agree whole heartedly

Dude- " Want to go out partying tonight?"
Gal- " Fuckin' A Johnny Pop!"

by Arugala October 6, 2011

Slap-A-Johnny

Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

to pull a johnny

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.

Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.

by hugs4thugs May 1, 2005

Pull a Johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to Isaac last night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

by jd12345 February 9, 2010

to pull a johnny

1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.

Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"

Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"

by gangsterworldwide April 22, 2005