cupping a fart

To fart into a cupped hand and quickly bringing it up to your nose to sniff it. He cupped a fart

Joe couldn't get enough of his own farts. He sat there cupping a fart all day.

by McSparkorama July 26, 2006

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.

Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

by jimimbo April 1, 2007

Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.

Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.

by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018

Cup-A-Fart

When you place a cupped hand over your asshole & fart in it, then place cupped hand over an unsuspecting persons face.

Mike will report me to HR if I give him another Cup-A-Fart.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

by Holdin1now February 9, 2017

rip a fart

To pass gas, expel gassous materials from ones anus.

My roomate had to rip a fart, so I got the hell out of there.

by Matt! February 16, 2003

like a fart in a frying pan

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

by Sauteéd flatus December 20, 2007