A Benjamin

The OG shit bloke. This guy will use and abuse and rubbish you all day for shits and giggles, there’s no stoppping until you break or they break themselves, not knowing when to stop

Billy picked on sally until see cried and kicked him in the balls. Billy is such A Benjamin

by Froddo Haggins July 25, 2018

A Benjamin ingram

Some one that is dependent on mls and dick to survive

Oh look Steve has turned into a A Benjamin ingram

by Bignuts3939 May 2, 2024

pulled a Benji

To pull a Benji is to find something perverted in something that has nothing to do with sex

"hey, have you done the law assignment yet?"
"lol, I do an ass everyday"
"dude, you just pulled a Benji on me"

by KyleReese1985 June 3, 2016

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman

Benja is what you will call Benjaman when he has you bent over and hitting it from behind. “So I just got Benja-overed” is what you will say with the most bored and unthrilled voice tone imaginable when someone asks you what the **ck is wrong with you? Being Benja-overed comes with things that are beyond annoying, immature and borderline Down syndrome. Most likely while you are being Benja-over, a doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster will be pestering the both of you via text messages and never in person because the cockroach cunt is too much of a punk bitch ass girl child to do the harassing and annoying in person. Worse than a real life cockroach, this cockroach cunt only talks shit via text messages while she is dragging her oversized chin along the ground. She is the undefeated, reining world champion of the “Shoot Your Load At The Jay Leno Chin Lookalike.” Her chin is so oversized that airplanes mistake her bullseyes for landing strips on a regular basis. Even after she gets both of her not even big enough for a minus A cup bra titties hacked off, the cockroach Cunt is blowing up your phone and while you are being Benja-overed, they both will protest how much they hate each other and both will get infected with the same STD, but Benja will act dumbfounded because “he doesn’t fuck the bitch” but you need not fret, you will be immune to their obsessive ex syndrome STD FESTIVAL.

“Oh my god, I didn’t think being Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman, could get any worse until a real life doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster started blowing my phone up from so many different numbers my phone ran out of room on the blocked list….🙄🤮

by OG Fuk Slut January 4, 2024