blow a load

when a man squirts his man juices out of his erect penis

"dude i blew a load on your sisters face last night"

"shit i blew a load all over my keyboard"

by wag September 8, 2004

blow a load

Verb. To ejaculate. Can also be used nonliterally to indicate excitement.

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"

"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

blow a smoke ring

The art of forming rings as you exhale smoke while smoking.

Man, it took me forever to learn how to blow a smoke ring, but it was worth it!

by Cherished August 20, 2006

blow a bubble

To simulate a bubble gum bubble with the scrotum and a testicle.

To blow a bubble:
1. make a circle with your thumb and index finger, a little smaller than the size of a testicle
2. Pull some skin of the scrotum through the hole, so it hangs loose from the hole (be sure not to grab the testicle too)
3. With your other 3 fingers, slowly finesse the testicle through the hole utnil it pops completely through, filling the skin, resembling a bubble gum bubble.

Sorry I'm late for work I was blowing bubbles all morning in the shower.

I cut my sack shaving. Now I can't blow a bubble for a week.

by speshy May 17, 2007

blow a smurf

crushing and snorting roxycontin

Phillis and I went into the locker room to blow a smurf.

by fuckin Pat September 27, 2012

blow a pad

when a female becomes extremly frustrated and has enough built up anger to blow out her tampon or feminine protection device from her vaginal region.

Mollie was so pissed she was ready to blow a pad.

by Barkov January 26, 2010

blow a load

To come, aka ejaculate.

Dude, I blew a load up Chelsey's ass.

Whoah, I just blew a load.

by Trevor Morton July 23, 2004