Zen

horny person

omg dude your such a Zen

by ventisimp April 18, 2022

zen

The idea of being one with your mind, so that self-perfection, self-preservation, and self-renouncement are freely available. One who studies the power of "zen" is one who challenges him- or herself to attaining complete physical confidence through mental stability. The power of zen is often manifested in the physical world as telepathy or entropy, and more so in the spiritual world as post-death abominations.

"He was so attuned with zen that he could see the future."

by Zen Master Vex November 25, 2002

Zen

A thwack on the head given by an old Chinese man holding a walking stick

According to each pupil, the Seifu gives an appropriate meaning of Zen; I have a knot on my head to prove it.

by the_unknown December 4, 2012

Zen

Productline by Creative. Portable music players which are similar to but not equal to the ever too popular iPod.

Dude, i just got my Creative Zen Micro. This badass toy piledrives your iPod Mini into the sewer gutter any day! No joke, bra.

by Greg Cole March 27, 2005

zen

Noun. Used in computer programming to refer to a sudden flash of insight, usually regarding a problem, and how to fix it.

Faster version of glark, and it usually sends one well on their way to grokking something.

A paradigm shift.

"I was this close to giving up, but then I got a zen"

by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006

zen

like an ipod, but cheaper, better made, more comfortable, easier to use and with better features

your ipod sucks. get a zen

by jimmy45 July 30, 2007

Zen

your inner cool.

"you half to find your zen man"

by Mike and dave July 28, 2003