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Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021
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squeak freak

a shawty who makes freaky squeaky noises when shes drinking water. usually an indication that shes a skank. originated at white oaks secondary school in Oakville
Chris: "Damn, that girl at the water fountain is a real squeak freak"

Jackson: "Say on god bro"

Chris: "No cap!"
by chase_0609 April 1, 2022
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Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.
I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.
by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013
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Squeaky Friends

Hey squeaky friends, want to play roblox?
by sora senpai September 9, 2020
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Half-Cheek-Squeak

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
by ***sin*** April 16, 2009
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pig squeals

A style of screaming used in metal music - generally comparable to a pig squealing. other similar forms of screaming include Raptor Shrieks and low pitched growls
The singer from Job For A Cowboy uses so many pig squeals!
by PresidentBOB November 15, 2007
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Floor Squeak

1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.

2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.

2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013
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