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zipping the mattress

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
by jwancastro February 19, 2009
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drone zapping

a problem you have when you have crossed the line and have become visible and a irritant for the government perhaps they want to get rid of you. The electrical shock or lazer burn administered by drone if amped up will make you bleed and your brain clog up like there are dead areas. You will want to die.
Drone zapping happens when the chem trails are going on then drones can watch you and if they like the aluminum in the residue of chem trails make it damn easy to zap you, a conductive for electronic surveillance They have followed me up and down the west cast , I can not get away from them. I am being zapped because I would not let someone take my land. We are all in trouble.
by betty dead March 31, 2010
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zapping

To zap someone means to write the word 'ZAP' on their hand. If you succeed in doing this without them stopping you, you therefore get to choose a phrase they have to say whenever they here their name.
Suzy: "Hey Laura!"
Laura: "I sleep with my cousin Bob."
Suzy: "What the..?"
Laura: "Sorry. I was zapped"
by Jillian March 31, 2004
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Zapping Milk Fountain

The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.
"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
by KappaTOOSTRUNG June 8, 2015
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Zoppina

An Italian last name. A Zoppina is very loud, funny, and everyone has a way to brighten another's day! The men are very historic and are observers, they love to find old things and learn about them! The woman are very successful in life and find a way of life that is beautiful just like they are.
I met another lovely Zoppina the other day!

My name is ______ Zoppina
by Kzing October 7, 2016
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Zuppie

A portmanteau of the terms zoomer and yuppie. More specifically, a Generation Z young urban professional.
John and Cathy moved from Brooklyn to Princeton to raise their Zuppie brat. All he does is talk about Tesla stock and do Salesforce integrations.
by Pogheim June 19, 2022
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Zuppan

Verb used to explain someones length of puking or ability to puke. Large quantity or continuous puking are usually considered Zuppaning.
She just zuppaned all over his truck.
by thegoodgirlbadgirlthing February 8, 2009
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