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There is no Dana, only Zuul. 

A statement said in reference to a female that was previously hot but currently is not, possibly due to intoxication or simply by letting herself go.
Your friend introduces you to a girl at the club and says, "Yo bro, this is Stacy, the chick from high school." After politely saying "hello," you turn to your homeboy and say, "There is no Dana, only Zuul."
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A spliff or a joint
Yo g pass man the zuubi
zuubi by Gendnnx November 10, 2017
The seventh circle of Hell. This section of Hell is divided into three sublevels wherein various individuals condemned to eternal damnation for their earthly crimes of violence, suicide, sodomy and blasphemy are punished in varying degrees corresponding to their worldly sins. Predominantly asian youth that inhabit the Markham area of the GTA reside within this dark and foreboding abyss, wherein they discuss amongst themselves their favourite flavour of Bubble Tea, who is going to Pmall during the weekend or who amongst them are attenting the upcoming Importfest. Most inhabitants of this sweltering pit of eternal darkness employ illegible unconventional slang such as 'Szeen', 'Dipset', 'Armshouse' or 'Chyea' that are staple throughout their already vacuous and meaningless conversations, it is believed perhaps that this is due to the intense sulfur fumes common in the region rendering them inept, inarticulate and border-line retarded.
"Szeen Szeen Jellybean" - Typical ZuuP language, once theorized by various prominent theologians to translate to an illegible scream, it is now commonly believed to be a sign of deteriorating mental faculties.
ZuuP by What's in a name? November 10, 2008
Zuul is best girl
"No, ZUUL is best girl, not your loli shit."
Zuul by Beholderface September 16, 2017
handsome men, honestly, they do everything right and love everyone except Adnan, Xav, or uhh idk some others that I.. wait no I mean ZUUMED people hate.
Wow, that guys so nice he's such a zuumed person!!!!!!!!!
zuumed by zuumed(not) February 20, 2022
Hardstuck trash, probably gold 4, 0 lp right now if not he’s probably 15 lp saying “like bro I can’t do anything this champ is broken”
Holy fuck our mid lamer Zuu was in my last game -3 looks really good right now especially if he locks in Vlad
Zuu by Lxxkezz February 25, 2022