zorping

zorping is the act of skipping stones on a frozen body of water creating a "zorp" sound.

"hey you guys wanna go zorping?"

"hell yeah! that shit is fucking crazy!"

by beedubyah July 28, 2009

zoking

To smoke while you are asleep.

Wow what is with that. Are you really zoking or are you just pretend to be asleep?

by zoking clothes December 20, 2008

Zorbing

Zorbing, is the act of hitting a Salt-Nicotine device such as a Juul, and getting a light headed feeling. Is related to Zorb, can be related to Doming. This word is mostly used in Northern California. This word originated from Lincoln High School.

Yo I heard caleb, and Simon are zorbing in the bathroom right now.

by zorbinking January 19, 2019

Zarking

Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.

Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")

Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)

Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")

Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")

BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")

by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008

zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

Zurking

When a gay homo runs wild in the street while stripping butt naked

T-Man left the house to go zurking

by CosmicBatman November 10, 2016

Zorting

Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem

Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.

by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011