Zooming

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

zorping

When you're high on nothing but sleep deprivation.

Josh always starts zorping around 2am.

by realorangejuice November 13, 2017

Zoopitywang

So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie

"What?"

"So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie"

by Mango_Moose April 19, 2017

zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

zoolin

cooling, or chilling with friends.

Hey Josh, what you doing man? I'm just zoolin dawg.

by Bb stol3 September 28, 2017

zoopon

A coupon used to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having been used only twice in its entire existence.

Guy number 1: Dude. Let's be thrifty and get some sweet zoopons.

Guy number 2: I admire how your slang usage saved both a syllable of time and a fair amount of tongue fatigue.

by Douggie J. August 11, 2006

zoomin

a very fast exit or entrance fueled by intense desire

"man I'm so hungry, when the bell rings imma be zoomin"

by whydoihavethisaccount October 8, 2016