zoolander

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.

DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by nicoleyy April 10, 2006

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zoobang

A party where people get zooted.(high, stoned, splowed or pick your own adjective for extreme inebriation)

can also be spelled Zoo-bang

Yo B!!!! I got fuked up at da ZOOBANG!!!!! WORD!!!

by DutchieBrother(retired) October 11, 2007

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zoolander • zoola • Zoolandered • zoolandering • Zoolah • Zoolaliophobia • Zoolancer • Zoolanda • Zoolander driver • Zoolander the oversized mampie

Zola

It is the best girl ever you will meet. She is cheerful, nice, gorgeous, cute and humble. She loves animals, especially dogs. She is always in a good mood and she share her happiness with her friends and familiars. She is so always sleepy, but she can kick your ass playing ball. She loves food, especially Spanish food, such as Jamon Serrano or Spanish Tortilla. She is perfect.

Boy 1 - Have you ever met Zola?
Boy 2 - No, but people told me that she is gorgeous

by cuteguy April 14, 2015

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ZolaOnAOL

An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.

ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

by BaChompBaChewyChewyChomp January 18, 2006

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ya zool

A distinctively Sudanese-Arabic phrase meaning, "hey man!" Sometimes comparable to "get outta town!" Used to express many emotions, including joy, surprise, fear, or shock.

"Oh snap, I forgot my wallet at home!"
"Ya zool!"

"I bought that car I've always wanted!"
"Ya zool! Congrats!"

"She said no to my marriage proposal."
"Ya zool! Really?"

"Traffic isn't even moving. This is going to take forever!"
"Ya zool! That's terrible."

by nonya321 January 1, 2012

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