zoob 

a man aged aprox. 18. pwner of werido and reaps. eats cheese only

zoob the eater of cheese and pwner of werido and reaps

zoob by jojohoho01 August 13, 2006

Zoob 

An annoying person (most likely a gamer), who is annoying you by either spamming, speaking in leet or being a macro.

Zoob says: Lolololololol |-|@xx0red
Amaizing player says: Stfu zoob.

Zoob by Lanna! July 31, 2007

zoob 

Like zont, as in dattlezont. A drooling spool of spittle.

When my friend was down the drainage shaft, I took the opportunity to let out a great zoob that got him on the back of the neck and ran tricklishly down his back. Shortly afterwards he emerged from the shaft claiming the zoob stank and it was me who was running while he buzzed stones whirrsomely in pursuit.

zoob by Mr Thick & Thin & Thinly Thick December 24, 2012

zoob 

A universal measurement of energy/power that can have one of three simple values; not enough, plenty, or tons. Zoobs can be used to measure the energy or power of anything... a battery, motor, ac outlet, car, motorcycle, you name it; it either doesn't have enough zoobs, has plenty, or has a ton.

author's first known origin -- engineering school discussions.

That motor is so weak, it doesn't even have enough zoobs to move the hands on a clock. Damn, his car has a ton of zoobs, but am I supposed to be impressed with a machine that just sits there and spin its wheels?

zoob by Thoughts by JK September 19, 2023

zoob tube 

a paper towel tube with dryer sheets stuffed in. used to exhail smoke through and elminate the smell

guy1: we can't smoke in my room, my parents will smell it.
guy2: no problem just use a zoob tube

zoob tube by coolkid171717 March 30, 2009

Zoob/zoobie 

Word used by druggies to refer to a joint. A mixture of the words zoot and doobie.

Oi ya wanna smoke a zoob/zoobie?

Zoob/zoobie by Piss boi November 22, 2020

Zoob Head 

NY lingo derives from Zoobie Machine "nickname of the Zamboni in Hockey and shit" So if you screw up on the ice your a block head thick like the ice, like a dumb ass, a tutsoon more or less

Shut up ya Zoob Head ! Ya fucking Zoob Head

Zoob Head by NIBAction May 5, 2024