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Alex is so gay. He thinks that hooking up and zuking off are the same thing.
Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.
Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.
by samnoacam January 23, 2011
Get the Zuking Off mug.The act of playing way too much Farmville. In most cases, the person in question will exclaim in public, "I'm harvesting my raspberries!".
by Portlygent July 31, 2011
Get the zuking mug.To make a blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though it's probably about something totally simple, such as a girl finding herself attracted to a boy.
It should also be availible to the widest possible audience, in the hope that someone will give a flying fuck.
It should also be availible to the widest possible audience, in the hope that someone will give a flying fuck.
Oh, woe is me, for I find myself in a terrible situation. You can never know what it means, what it meant, to be there on that day.
I miss you so much.
I miss you so much.
by Bionic Sheep July 24, 2005
Get the zaming mug.Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.
Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")
Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)
Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")
Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")
BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")
Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)
Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")
Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")
BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")
by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008
Get the Zarking mug.This weekend I thought I'd give zaxing a try - I checked out 50 Cent's autobiography, and, well...there's a reason nobody felt inclined to do so before. On the other hand, I did just wake up refreshed from the best nap I've had in years.
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